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CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed

CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play,throw your phone against the wall.Then assemble the pieces....

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Always start your day with a lot of... S E X S

Always start your day with a lot of... S E X S - SMILE E - ENERGY X - XCITEMENT so make S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCSEXFUL! in LIFE.

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Come here,take off urs pants and knickers

Come here,take off urs pants and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied, loving urs.....toilet!

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Lastnite i went 2 bed without u.

Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..cold,naked,thinking of u, missing ur warmth, ur soft touch against my skin. Where were u lastnite,
my lovely pyjamas

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A girl phoned me the other day and said.

A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home

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Press down down more Ok more YES

Press down down more Ok more YES ahh ohh yes almost there yeah oh shit harder SO GOOD ! mmmmm That's how I sex on text !

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I really deeply wish tat u r here

I really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my room.on my bed&lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch.

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He came at night,

He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left,
i was hurt,
BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!!



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Very good!
Intelligent Ho!
Kal A-B-C-D sikhenge...

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oT TnAW T2UL I

oT TnAW T2UL I
+THpinboop YA2
!..2mA3rb T33w2
! .. niH)A2 2'rU
Confused na? Read it in a mirror.. Now...
Bye!

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there are 3 chambers in my heart.

there are 3 chambers in my heart.
1 for ALLAH
1 for ABBOO
1 for AMMEE
Oh wat about u dear?
Sorry no place 4 u in my heart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bcoz
You Are MY HEART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What is the height of Flirting? 

What is the height of Flirting?      
When your love letter starts with "TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN".


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BUY A SCOOTY.....PICK UP A BEAUTY,DRINK A FROOTY.... TAKE HER TO OOTY,REMOVE HER NIGHTY...DO UR DUTY.,AFTER 9 MONTHS ... GET A CUTY};-


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this is your mobile operator we can see that you are too dump to use your mobile please put it on the floor and start jumping on it


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It's better to stay away from girls. Only one or two can bring SMILE to your life, remaining will steel your HAPPINESS from your lifesanthu


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A husband was stung by a bee on his pnes and it became swollen.His wife prayed, "Oh God may you remove off the pain and leave the size as it is.


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If i was a dog
If i was a dog
and u are a flower
I would raise my leg
and give u a shower


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darling

ru know full fom of DARLING ?
D = dear
A = always
R = remembar
L = love
I = is
N = not
G = game

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